Finally, put a Band-Aid over so that you can let it heal.Īfter it’s healed, you can definitely take measures to prevent “butt-ne.” That is, exfoliating with a nice exfoliating body wash. Then put a salicylic acid, sulfur or benzoyl peroxide creams (your choice!) over it. After popping, clean it with an alcohol wipe to kill any bacteria. Remember: An infected butt is ten times worse. If it’s just forming, don’t be tempted to squeeze, for bacteria can spread and you can cause an infection. If you’ve seen that the zit has formed a white head, try to pop it with clean hands and a tissue over it. Of course, the best way to actually prevent another pimple on your butt is to keep it clean. It could be from hormones, or it could be from bacteria down there: sweat, stink, bad wiping. In any case, just as you’d get acne on your face, back, or anywhere else, it’s definitely normal to wake up with a pus-filled sore on your rear-end. It could have been called simply butt acne, “bootie bump,” “rump rupture,” “shit zit,” or “pooper pimple.” But who are we to disagree with the medical community? You are definitely not alone.Įxperts call this, “ butt-ne.” A stupid ass (hehe) name if you ask me. What exactly is it? How did you get it? And why oh why does it hurt so much? And you can’t bear thinking you have to endure the entire day sitting on it. When you glare at the mirror, your back facing it, your head stretching its way behind, you find that it’s none other than a huge ass (literally) pimple. SEE ALSO: I shaved my ass for because GQ told me so. Like Conor McGregor slayed only your buttocks last night in the Octagon. It’s almost like a bruise and a stab combined. Have you ever sat down on the bathroom’s throne and found that you’ve felt like your ass is punching you hard maybe because it’s angry that it’s, well, your ass? The pain is real. This isn’t White’s first work on animated fare: He also has writing credits on The Emoji Movie and the recent “ducks on vacation” movie Migration, and of course, everyone’s favorite Mike White project, Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go.ĭespicable Me 4 will butt up against theaters on July 3.Have you ever woken your ass up and gone to the toilet to find that your ass is already wide awake? AKA do you see that you have a butt pimple? But the more interesting new-to-the-series credit is from co-screenwriter Mike White, the creator of The White Lotus. Original Despicable Me director Chris Renaud is back for this sixth installment in the franchise (counting the two Minion movies) for the first time since Despicable Me 2 in 2013, and he’s sharing director credit with first-time feature director Patrick Delage, an animator on both of Renaud’s Despicable Me movies, Sing 2, WALL-E, The Secret Life of Pets 2, and a lot of other animated fare. They’re also a little butt-obsessed in this trailer, with their own spanking scene for Minion-butt-fetishists. They’re presumably a big part of the story, but the trailer is mostly about slapstick family antics, particularly involving the Minions, those weird little capsule-shaped, probably-banana-flavored critters who’ve spread to every corner of pop culture since the first Despicable Me back in 2010. This time around, the conflict centers on the “return” of new-to-the-series villains Maxime Le Mal (Will Ferrell) and Valentina (Sofia Vergara), who are out for revenge against Gru due to a past connection. The trailer for Despicable Me 4 is more of the same: Now he has a wife (Lucy, voiced by Kristen Wiig) and a baby to go with his girls, and he’s once again defending them from danger, while also getting stuff accidentally stuck in his butt. Remember when Shrek first came out in 2001 and it was all about how cranky and antisocial and ugly the titular ogre was, and how all he wanted was to be left alone? And then all the sequels were about his marriage, his kids, and his life as a sentimental Wife and Family Guy? The Despicable Me movies have pretty much followed the same path, with scheming supervillain Gru (voiced by Steve Carell) turning into a sentimental softie with a trio of adopted daughters by the end of the first movie, and spending the subsequent sequels expanding and defending his new family.